A Riddle

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Telemachus (Death: the destroyer of worlds.) on Thursday, 20-Jul-2006 5:44:44

This item is in the range of 6-8 inches long, the functioning of which is enjoyed by members of both sexes.

It is usually found hung, dangling ready but loosley for instant action. In use, it is inserted, almost always willingly, sometimes slowly, sometimes quickly,
into a warm, fleshy, moist opening where it is thrust in and drawn out again and again, many times in succession, often quickly and accompanied by squirming
bodily movements. Anyone found listening in will most surely recognize the rhythmic, pulsing sound, resulting from the well lubricated movements.

When finally withdrawn, it leaves behind a juicy, frothy, white sticky substance, some of which will need cleaning from the outer surfaces of the opening
and some of from its long glistening shaft.

After everything is done and the flowing and cleansing liquids have ceased emanating, it is returned to its freely hanging state of rest, ready yet for
another bit of action, hopefully reaching its bristling climax twice or three times a day, but often much less.

What is it?

A toothbrush.

Post 2 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 20-Jul-2006 7:03:15

I will never be able to brush my teeth again without thinking of sex. LOL

Post 3 by Damia (I'm oppinionated deal with it.) on Friday, 21-Jul-2006 16:10:10

lol that reminds me of the answering machine message to go along with that
We're sorry we can't come to the phone right now Jill and I are enjoying something we like to do quite offten. I like doing it up and down she likes sideways... We'll call you when we're finished our teeth. lol

Post 4 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Friday, 21-Jul-2006 22:10:55

lol

Post 5 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Saturday, 22-Jul-2006 11:43:54

I've heard, and told variations of this. but still love it

Post 6 by torian princess (The original Blakanadian.) on Sunday, 23-Jul-2006 17:21:54

is it really brushing your teeth?

Post 7 by Perestroika (Her Swissness) on Monday, 24-Jul-2006 3:01:19

Um...that's what he said it was...lol
John...that's classic!

Post 8 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 30-Jul-2006 19:00:34

lollol, i totally expected it to be something else!